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Now, it's quite often that the Doctor finds himself in a strange place. He's been to an over-abundance of worlds, after all, and with all the time he's spent bobbing around the universe he's used to ending up somewhere he doesn't quite expect. The TARDIS had fallen into the unfortunate habit of surprising him lately, too, and normally he'd figure turning up at the hub was just her silly way of saying "Why thank you, Doctor, for being such a nice Doctor - here, take a load off and have a drink, why don't you?"
Except that the Doctor doesn't quite know where his TARDIS is, and that's not a very usual thing.
"Well, this is a pickle, innit?"
He sits himself at a table, sets his elbow on its top and squishes his cheeks between his hands, pondering the far wall.
"Now if I were a blue box, where would I be? Well, I'd be where I left myself, of course, where else would I be? Now where in the world did I leave myself? That's exactly the pickle, you see, because I don't remember that. But I should remember that - no, I do remember that! It's just the matter of sorting out which where I left it it is now, innit? Except of course I don't think I've been here before, so it's got to be the newest where I left it... but the newest where I left it would have to be back there, and this isn't back there at all, that I can see, so that only leaves that I really don't remember where I left it and that's a wibbly bit of trouble."
He releases his cheeks and takes a breath, and voices a question to the multiverse.
"So if I don't remember the where I left it that I really should remember because it's the only where I left it that I left it this time around, how in the world am I getting back my box?"
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